Breaking News: Sudden Onset's Economy in Ruins
Reports are coming in of widespread economic collapse, as Sudden Onset's unique brand of unpredictability has finally led to the downfall of its entire financial system.
Update: Sudden Onset's Food Supply in Jeopardy
The once-thriving food industry in Sudden Onset has been ravaged by the latest bout of unpredictability, leaving citizens scrambling for scraps.
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Sudden Onset's Unpredictability Index Hits New High
The Unpredictability Index, a measure of the land's propensity for chaos, has reached an all-time high, leaving scientists baffled and citizens... well, still confused.