Our esteemed team of scholars has dedicated their lives to the examination of things that are not worth examining. We've studied the lint in our collective navel, the stains on our favorite shirts, and the contents of our recycling bins.
Our findings have been groundbreaking: did you know that the average household has 12.7 socks that are missing a mate? That the most popular type of stain on our shirts is a mysterious, unidentified substance known only as "The Red Thing"? Or that the most efficient way to sort recyclables is by color, then by material, then by... actually, we're still working on that one.
Join us in our quest for the unremarkable. Read about our groundbreaking work in Binary Ontology. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our more... philosophical leanings.