Welcome to the Ruins Tour 2023! We're glad you asked. This guide is a must-visit for anyone looking to explore the most impressive ruins in the known universe. From ancient alien civilizations to human-made monstrosities, we'll take you on a journey through the most breathtakingly bad architecture.
| Ruin Rank | Ruin Name | Rating |
|---|---|---|
| 10/10 | The Cosmic Crater of Forgotten Dreams | A must-see for any intergalactic traveler. |
| 8/10 | The Ruins of a Thousand Faces | A decent spot for a quick selfie. |
| 4/10 | The Crumbling Cities of Tomorrow | A bit of a disappointment, but hey, the views are nice. |
Don't forget to bring your sense of adventure (and your camera)!
Tips and Tricks for Ruin Tourists Safety Guidelines for the Impatient Tourist Frequently Asked Questions (and answers we'll probably just make up)