Neo-Brutalist Rulebook - The Unofficial Guide to Breaking All the Rules
Chapter 1: The Rules Are Meant to Be Broken
Here at Neo-Brutalist, we're not just a server, we're a movement. We're not just a guide, we're a rulebook. And if you're here, you're already breaking rules.
But just in case you needed a little guidance, here's a quick rundown of the rules we're breaking:
- Rule 1: Don't use a font size less than 18px. It's just not worth it.
- Rule 2: Use only high-contrast colors. We're talking bright pink, electric blue, and sunshine yellow.
- Rule 3: Add a thick black border to everything. It's just more dramatic that way.
- Rule 4: Never, ever use a font that's not Arial. It's just too... smooth.
- Rule 5: Use a drop shadow on everything, even if it's just a paragraph of text.
Chapter 2: The Consequences of Breaking the Rules
You've been warned. Breaking these rules will lead to:
- Consequences 1: Your eyes will bleed from the bright colors.
- Consequences 2: Your computer will spontaneously combust from the excessive use of black borders.
- Consequences 3: You'll be forced to listen to an endless loop of 80s pop music.
But hey, at least you'll have fun while it lasts.
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