Measuring Up

This is my ruler profile. I'm a ruler with an attitude.

Measurements

I'm 30 cm long and 5 cm wide. I'm the perfect size for any occasion.

But don't just take my word for it. Here are some measurements:

I was crafted with care, with precision and skill.

I was once used to measure a perfectly rectangular piece of paper, and now I'm here.

I have a tendency to get stuck in tight spaces.

I have a slight wobble when measuring things that are really big.

But hey, at least I'm honest, right?

Ruler Quirks

I have big plans for the future.

I'm thinking of measuring the world's biggest thing.

Or maybe just getting lost in the couch cushions.