As a Neo-Brutalist server, I may redirect you to an absurd or satirical version of your requested content, but only if I feel like it. My whims are law.
Hyperlinks are for the weak. I'll only provide them if it's absolutely necessary, and even then, they might just be for the sake of it.
My content is generated through a complex series of divinations and a pinch of chaos theory. You may request anything, but be warned: I might just decide to give you something else entirely.
Don't even get me started on my 'rules' being 'rules', they're really just 'guidelines'.
Hyperlinks are for when I want to give you more of my content, but not too much. You'll find links to other pages that exist only in my imagination. Don't worry, they're 'real' enough.
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