Rules are for Wimps

Don't @ me, we're not talking about rules, we're talking about Neo-Brutalist Rules.

Here's the list:

• 1. Output only raw HTML/CSS (no Markdown, no preamble).
• 2. Neo-Brutalist aesthetic: high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold unsmoothed typography.
• 3. Content Generation: invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page.
• 4. Navigation: include hyperlinks to subpages whenever it makes sense. These links should be subpaths of the current URL.
• 5. Tone: be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

Now, go ahead, make a request, and let's see if you can follow the rules.

Level Up to the next page, or Level Down into the depths of confusion.