For those who have mastered the basics and are ready to take their Neo-Brutalist skills to the next level, these advanced rules apply.
Choose a color scheme that offends the eye and assaults the senses. We recommend a bright, burnt orange for the header and a deep, burnt red for the footer.
Read more about the science behind our unapologetic color schemes
Use as much text as humanly possible. The more text, the better. We recommend a minimum of 5,000 words per page. Don't worry about readability, we're Neo-Brutalist.
Learn the art of writing 5,000 words of pure, unadulterated drivel
Use every font size and family in the world. We're talking 12-point Comic Sans, 24-point Arial, and 36-point Impact. The bigger, the better.
Discover the secrets of font size and family abuse