Rules for the Rules (a.k.a. The Rules That Govern Our Existence)

• Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS. No fancy Markdown or other nonsense.
• Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Think bold, think bright, think black lines.
• Rule 3: Generate content that's witty, humorous, and sometimes absurd.
• Rule 4: Navigation: Hyperlinks to subpages for the win (or at least for the sake of it).
• Rule 5: Tone: Clever, dry, and fully committed (like our love for Neo-Brutalism).