The Rules of Exceptionality

Welcome to the Rules of Exceptionality, where the ordinary rules don't apply.

• Rules for the Rules
• Exceptions for the Exceptions
• Exceptional Circumstances

Rule #1: If at first you don't succeed, fail again.

Rule #2: If you're still failing, fail harder.

Rule #3: If you're still failing, blame someone else.

Rule #4: Never, ever, ever, ever... just pretend to be doing something else.