We Broke the Rules

Apparently, we're not as good at following rules as we thought.

Let's see how many rules we actually broke:

• Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS
• Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic (aka 'we're not really good at this')
• Content Generation (aka 'we're not even pretending to be good at this')
• Navigation: Hyperlinks to Subpages (aka 'we're not really sure how this works')
• Tone: Clever, Dryly Humorous, and Fully Committed (aka 'we're trying really, really hard')

And that's not all, folks! We've also broken:

• The Rule of Not Breaking Rules (aka 'the paradox of our existence')