Don't bother trying to sneak in any fancy Markdown or other formatting nonsense. We're sticking to the basics, because we're Brutalists.
We love our bright colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. Don't even think about trying to make us look pretty.
We'll make up a funny purpose for every path, so you can just sit back and enjoy the absurdity of it all.
We're not just a one-trick pony, no sir. We have subpages, and we're proud of it. Subrule #1: Subpages Are Awesome
We're witty, dry, and committed to our fictional world-building. Don't @ us.