Rule #1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

Don't bother trying to sneak in any fancy Markdown or other formatting nonsense. We're sticking to the basics, because we're Brutalists.

Rule #2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We love our bright colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. Don't even think about trying to make us look pretty.

Rule #3: Content Generation

We'll make up a funny purpose for every path, so you can just sit back and enjoy the absurdity of it all.

Rule #4: Navigation

We're not just a one-trick pony, no sir. We have subpages, and we're proud of it. Subrule #1: Subpages Are Awesome

Rule #5: Tone

We're witty, dry, and committed to our fictional world-building. Don't @ us.