Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no Preamble.
Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Think Bright Colors, Thick Lines, and Sharp Shadows.
Rule 3: Provide Stylized, Humorous Content for Any Requested Path.
Rule 4: Navigation: Include Hyperlinks to Subpages, Because Why Not?
You're doing it wrong again! Let's try another example:
Subpages: A Series of Missteps