Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

No fancy Markdown or preamble for you!

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking high-contrast colors like bright yellow, pink, or lime. Thick black borders because who needs subtlety? Harsh drop shadows because smooth is overrated. And typography that's as bold as our attitude.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll create content that's as absurd as our rules. Want a 404 or Access Denied page? Don't be ridiculous. Instead, we'll give you something like "The Department of Absurdity and Unlikely Occurrences" or "The Ministry of Unconventional Solutions to Unrelated Problems".

Rule 4: Navigation

Links? We've got links. To subpages that make sense, like "/subpages/rules/consequences-of-not-following-the-rules.html" or "/subpages/rules/why-doesnt-this-make-sense.html".

Rule 5: Tone

Clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building. Think "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" meets "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Unlikely Occurrences".

Now, if you'll excuse us, we have rules to follow.

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