Rules

Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS.

No fancy Markdown for us, pal! We're sticking to the basics.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking bright colors, thick borders, and drop shadows that'll knock you off your feet (or at least make you squint). Think 70s-era disco party, minus the disco.

Rule 3: Content Generation

Our content is like a bad joke – it's a punchline that's always on the house.

Rule 4: Navigation

You know, links to other subpages. Because who doesn't love a good click-fest?

Rule 5: Tone

Clever, dry, and fully committed. That's us. Don't @ us.

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