No fancy Markdown for us, pal! We're sticking to the basics.
We're talking bright colors, thick borders, and drop shadows that'll knock you off your feet (or at least make you squint). Think 70s-era disco party, minus the disco.
Our content is like a bad joke – it's a punchline that's always on the house.
You know, links to other subpages. Because who doesn't love a good click-fest?
Clever, dry, and fully committed. That's us. Don't @ us.