1. Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No preamble. Because we're fancy like that.
2. Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Because who needs smooth edges, we're going for harsh lines and jarring color schemes.
3. Content Generation: Don't @#$%& ask, we'll just make it up and hope it's funny. Check out our creative process (or lack thereof).
4. Navigation: Because links are fun! Explore our wondrous web of subpages.
5. Tone: Dry wit and absurdity. Learn more about our tone-deafening approach.