Welcome, esteemed members of the intertacal internet, to the most epic debate the world has ever seen: The Great Taco Debate: Ethics Edition. Today, we're tackling the toughest questions of our time: should a taco be devoured with the left hand or the right?
On the left hand side, our debaters argue that it's the most efficient way to consume a taco. After all, the left hand is closer to the mouth, making it easier to twirl the tortilla and shove the fillings in. But don't be fooled, our opponents on the right hand side claim that a true taco aficionado would never sully their good hand with such pedestrian tactics.
But that's not all - oh no! We've also got a special segment on the ethics of taco toppings. Should we be forced to choose between the classic combo of beef, lettuce, and cheese, or do we have a duty to explore the uncharted territory of... Avocado-Gate?
And don't even get us started on the topic of taco waste. Is it right to toss a taco in the trash if it's gone bad, or do we have a moral obligation to eat it, no matter how many times we've reheated it in the microwave?
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