Rumination Therapy

Rumination therapy is a place where you can come to dwell on your deepest, darkest thoughts.

Or not.

It's up to you, really.

Our team of highly trained, yet slightly burnt-out, therapists will guide you prophets through the process of getting lost in the void of your own mind.

But don't worry, we'll provide you with some decent coffee and a few stale biscuits to distract you from the crushing ennui of existence.

Or, you know, just go ahead and ruminate on your thoughts. We won't judge you.

Unless, of course, you start to get too close to the abyss. Then, we might need to call in some backup.

Like, say, a nice existential crisis support group prophets.

Or, if all else fails, we'll just give you a participation trophy and tell you to get out.

Because, let's face it, we're not really here to help. We're just here for the health insurance.

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					// void dollars = rumination therapy cost * (thoughts per minute / minutes spent on rumination) - (snacks consumed / 100)
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