Running: The Ultimate Time-Sucking Hobby

Why You Should Start Today!

Are you tired of having actual free time? Do you want to feel like your life is constantly on fire? Do you enjoy feeling like your legs are on fire because you're secretly a hamster on a treadmill? Then running is for you! Learn about the physical benefits

Physical Benefits

Running can help you:

• Get a nice tan, because you'll be constantly sweating
• Improve your mood, because who needs a social life when you have endorphins
• Run away from your problems, because let's be real, they're not going anywhere

But wait, there's more! You can also: