Prophesize: The Art of Predicting the Future (or Not)

Because predicting the future is hard, but trying is fun! Our team of expert prognosticators have been studying the ancient art of prophesizing, and we've come up with some truly astonishing predictions:

• 2023: The Year of the Avian Apocalypse
• 2025: The Year of the Great Pizza Delivery
• 2029: The Year of the Mandatory Hug Day