Rusty McShuffelstein - The Most Epic of All Beards

Rusty McShuffelstein is a 37-year-old adventurer with a beard that's been known to have its own gravitational pull. This epic beard has been tamed by none other than Rusty himself, who has spent years perfecting the art of beard-fu.

Beard Stats:

Length: 37 inches (and still growing)
Color: A majestic shade of burnt orange, with hints of cinnamon and a pinch of magic
Condition: Healthy, hydrated, and regularly massaged

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