Gatekeeper's Guide to the Rusted Gates of Confusion
Welcome, traveler, to the Rusted Gates of Confusion. Here, the rules are simple: if you don't know what you're doing, don't try. But, since you're already here, you might as well stick around and learn.
Rule 1: Don't touch the gates.
if (gate_touched) { alert("You've been warned!"); }
Rule 2: If you must touch the gates, do so with a pair of gloves.
if (gate_touched_with_gloves) { console.log("You're doing it right!"); }
Rule 3: Don't try to open the gates without the password.
if (no_password) { gate_locks.get_stuck(); }