Sabotage-by-Proxy: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, amateur saboteurs! You've stumbled upon the world's most comprehensive guide to doing absolutely nothing. Our experts (read: our cats) have crafted this exhaustive resource to teach you the ancient art of achieving nothingness.

Achieving the Perfect State of Nothingness

Our step-by-step guide covers:

Perfectly calibrated procrastination
Expert-level napping techniques
The art of staring blankly at walls
Efficiently wasting hours on Twitter
And much more!

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Remember, my friends, the key to mastering the art of sabotage-by-proxy is to never actually do anything. Happy nothing-ing!