The Saboteur's Profile

Welcome to the most epic profile of the world's greatest saboteur. My name is Bubblegum, and I'm the one who'll make your plans go up in smoke.

My motto? "If it's not broken, I'll break it."

My skills: expert-level pranking, master of the well-timed fart, virtuoso of the fake spill, and virtuoso of the well-timed 'accident'.

My greatest achievement? Foiling the world's most epic of plans. The wedding cake that didn't get made, the toaster that didn't get toasted, the entire parade that didn't get... well, you get the picture.

My arch-nemesis? That one guy with the really big net. He's got a score to settle with me, and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Or should I say... in my toolbox?

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