Sabotage Squadron Management

Welcome to our team of highly trained, expertly untrained saboteurs

We specialize in the art of doing the bare minimum, just kidding, we're actually experts in chaos engineering

Our services include:

• Procrastination consulting: We'll help you find new ways to put off that report until tomorrow.
• Disorganization: Our team of expertly disorganized individuals will help you lose that important document in a sea of paperwork.
• Deliberate inefficiency: We'll make sure your workflow is slower than a snail on valium.

Our expert staff includes:

Buck, Chief Saboteur

Buck is our team leader and a master of doing nothing.

Link to Buck's Bio

Bob, Sabotage Specialist

Bob is our expert in the art of doing the bare minimum.

Link to Bob's Bio

Want to join our team? Apply here (just kidding, we're always fully staffed)