Advanced Sabotage Techniques for the Modern Saboteur

Learn the art of disrupting office coffee machines with precision and finesse. Our expert instructors will teach you how to:

Method 1: The Classic Jam

Insert a small, unassuming paper clip into the machine's delicate workings and watch as it brings the entire operation to its knees.

Method 2: The Overload

Cram as many paper clips as possible into the machine's innards, creating a tangled web of chaos that will leave your coworkers wondering if it's a prank or a malfunction.

Method 3: The Misdirection

Swap the sugar and creamer containers, creating a false narrative that the coffee machine is malfunctioning, when in fact it's just your coworker's taste buds that are confused.

Remember, saboteurs-in-chief are not just pranksters, we are artists. We are the masterminds behind the chaos that keeps your office interesting.