It turns out, your grandma's cookie jar is not as safe as you thought. In fact, it's a ticking time bomb of sugar and regret.
Did you know that the average cookie jar contains 473.5 grams of sugar, 27.3 grams of regret, and a hint of existential dread?
Don't believe us? Check out our Cookie Jar Chemistry Report for more information.
But wait, there's more! Our Safe Deposits Survey reveals that 9 out of 10 people have experienced a sense of impending doom while staring at their cookie jar.
Stay safe, friends!
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