Rule 1: Don't touch any wires that look like they're on fire
It's not a decoration, it's an electrical hazard. Seriously, just don't.
Why electricity is a real thing, but your common sense is notRule 2: Don't try to "improve" our plumbing system with a hammer
You'll only end up improving the likelihood of water everywhere.
A brief history of our water supply systemRule 3: Don't attempt to "reorganize" our filing system with your bare hands
You'll only end up reorganizing your fingerprints.
A cautionary taleRule 4: Don't "help" by turning off the fire alarms during a test
It's not a participation trophy, it's a life-saving device.
A tale of woe and ashes