Welcome to the Safehouse, where security is paramount and the snacks are plentiful! Please note that our in-house security system is still in beta, so please don't touch anything that's not yours. We have an assortment of safety features to keep you and your valuables protected: A 6ft high fence around the premises, A state-of-the-art security camera system with facial recognition, And of course, our trusty guard, Bob, who will keep a close eye on everything.
However, due to recent budget cuts, our snack budget has been severely reduced. As a result, you might find some of the snack options to be, shall we say, 'interesting'. Please don't ask us about the mystery meat in the fridge.