Welcome to Space Camp: Where we teach you how to not die in space.
Step 1: Wear a spacesuit. No, really, wear a spacesuit. You'll thank me later.
Step 2: Bring a spare spacesuit. You know, just in case.
Step 3: Don't touch anything that looks suspiciously like a giant metal spider.
What to do when you've encountered a space spider
When your spacesuit's cooling system starts malfunctioning
The art of eating a sandwich in zero gravity
Appendix: Advanced Space Safety Protocols