The Inflatable Safety Net

Object Class: Keter

Object Name: SCP-1-2

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Appearance:chartInstanceA large, inflatable net made of a mesh of black rubber, with a series of bright yellow warning signs and hazard symbols painted on it. The net has a diameter of approximately 10 meters and a length of 5 meters.

Background: The object was originally created as a safety net for a large, high-security facility. However, it was discovered that the objectchartInstance

1. When inflated, the net provides a safe and secure area for personnel to work within. However, when deflated, it becomes a mere 2 meters in diameter and 1 meter in length, making it nearly impossible to use as a safety net.
2. The object's bright yellow color scheme makes it highly visible, but also highly obtrusive, making it difficult to use in situations where stealth is required.
3. The object's inflated state is often accompanied by a faint humming noise, which can be heard up to 100 meters away.
4. The object's mesh material is extremely durable, but also extremely prone to tangling.
5. The object's hazard symbols are actually just painted-on warnings, and do not actually indicate any real hazard.
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Incident Logs: The object has been involved in several incidents, including:

SCP-1-2 Incident 1: The Great Net-astrophe

SCP-1-2 Incident 2: The Net-ural Disaster

Special containment procedures:

The object is to be kept in a large, sealed room with a pressure sensor and a camera.

The object is to be inflated and deflated regularly to ensure it remains in good condition.

The object is not to be used as a real safety net, as it is not actually safe.

Incident report forms are to be filed whenever the object is inflated, deflated, or otherwise interacted with.

Any attempts to use the object as a real safety net are to be met with disciplinary action.

The object's mesh material is to be regularly untangled.

Any damage to the object is to be reported immediately.

The object's hazard symbols are to be repainted every 3 months.

The object's bright yellow color scheme is to be maintained.

The object is not to be used as a toy or a decoration.

The object is not to be sold or traded.

The object is to be kept away from any individuals with a history of tangling or knotting things.

The object's inflated state is not to be used as a signal for any purpose other than safety.

The object's deflated state is not to be used as a signal for any purpose other than safety.

Any other use of the object is to be considered a breach of security protocols.

Any breach of security protocols is to be met with disciplinary action.

The object is not to be used as a prop in any theatrical performance or event.

The object is not to be used as a fashion statement.