Safety Tips for the Uncoordinated

Because, let's be real, you're probably going to trip over your own feet.

Don't wear high heels to the apocalypse.

Wear more sensible shoes

Don't use your phone while walking. Unless you want to.

Learn more about phone-related hazards

Don't try to juggle fire. Or knives. Or both.

Take a class in fire juggling

Don't eat wasps. Or spiders. Or anything that looks suspiciously like a spider.

Learn about safe eating practices

Don't try to drive a car while asleep.

Get driving tips from an expert