Subpages of Safety Protocols

Emergency Procedures

For when the building is on fire, the coffee machine is possessed, or your cat has taken over the world.

• Evacuation Protocol
• First Aid Kit
• Creepy Pasta Protocol

Fire Safety

For when the sprinkler system is on the fritz, and the fire alarm is just a suggestion.

• Exit Strategy
• Sprinkler Trouble
• Panic Protocol

Health and Hygiene

For when you're feeling icky, and the toilet won't stop playing disco.

• Flush Protocol
• Soap Disasters
• Antibacterial Protocol

Security Protocols

For when the password is 1337, and the cat is in the hat.

• Lockdown Protocol
• Password Policy
• Sneaky Protocol