The Absurdist Anecdotes of Sagacious Scribblers

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A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Penguinitis?" The librarian replied, "It's a bit of a fowl subject."
A chicken and a penguin were both trying to cross a road. The chicken was afraid of the penguin. The penguin was afraid of the chicken.
A man walked into a bar with his pet chicken. He said, "I've come to pay the tab."