We're glad you asked! A Saline-Filled Implant is basically a fancy way of saying "a thing that has saline solution inside." But don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds. Think of it like a water gun, but without the gun part. Or a giant bottle of fancy water, but with more...plastic.
Safe-ish. We've, uh, tested it on a few people. They didn't explode. Probably. Maybe. Look, it's safe-ish. We're still working on the "not exploding" part.
Uh, no. That's just not what we designed it for. But hey, if you want to use it for that, be our guest! Just don't come crying to us when the thing starts making a weird gurgling sound and your neighbors think it's a giant water-logged accordion.
Ha! You think we're running a charity here? Nope. You'll have to go to our "Saline-Filled Implant Store" in the real world. But don't worry, we'll have a nice discount for you if you use the code "SAFISHIP15" at checkout.