Welcome to the most unpredictable restaurant in town. Our chef, Salsa, has mastered the art of quantum cooking, where every dish is a surprise.
Our menu is a quantum superposition of options, so be prepared for anything from Quantum Quesadillas to Fluctuating Fajitas.
But don't worry, our kitchen is equipped with an infinite number of spatulas, guaranteed to flip even the most delicate dishes.
So, what's your order? A Quantum Quesadilla or perhaps Fluctuating Fritters?