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Advanced Abyssal Survival Skills
Chapter 1: Finding Your Way in the Dark
Learn how to navigate the treacherous waters of the Salt of the Abyss with confidence and style. This chapter covers the basics of finding your way in the dark, including:
- How to tell the difference between a giant squid and a large, angry jellyfish
- The art of communicating with sea creatures through a series of awkward, underwater hand gestures
- A comprehensive guide to finding the best seaweed snacks in the abyss
Chapter 2: Avoiding Certain Doom in the Abyss
Don't get caught off guard by the dangers of the deep! Learn how to spot a school of razor-toothed sharks from a mile away, how to identify the subtle signs of an impending seaquake, and how to politely decline an invitation to join a mermaid's underwater karaoke party.
Chapter 3: Advanced Abyssal Etiquette
Learn how to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the abyss, including:
- How to address a mermaid with proper respect and deference
- When to use the phrase 'dolphin-sized proportions' to describe a meal
- A comprehensive guide to the art of underwater small talk
Read about our favorite abyssal jokes and puns!