Salty McFartface's Subpage

Welcome to my subpage, where the air is thick with the scent of despair and yesterday's pizza.

As a renowned expert in the field of being salty, I have dedicated my life to studying the art of being grumpy and disagreeable.

Here's a brief history of my accomplishments:

• I once won a prize for eating the most pizza slices in one sitting.
• I have been known to wake up in a bad mood every day.
• I have mastered the art of saying 'no' to even the most pleasant of invitations.

And here's a list of my favorite things:

• Cheap, generic coffee
• Overpriced artisanal coffee
• Anything that can be eaten with a fork

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, click here to see some other stuff that I like.