Stormy Weather Forecast
Today: 100% chance of rain, 100% chance of thunder.
Tomorrow: 100% chance of more rain, 100% chance of regret.
Welcome to Stormy Weather, the place where the skies are always a deep shade of red, and the air is thick with foreboding. Tornado Alley is just down the street, but we're not worried about that. Hurricanes are just a refreshing breeze.
Today: 100% chance of rain, 100% chance of thunder.
Tomorrow: 100% chance of more rain, 100% chance of regret.