Is a sandwich a food or a state of mind?
Both. It's a portal to a parallel dimension where the laws of physics are governed by mayonnaise.
Can a sandwich be a form of art?
Only if it's made with edible gold leaf. Otherwise, it's just a mess.
How many layers is too many for a sandwich?
Six. Anything above six layers is an affront to the very fabric of reality.
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