Warning: The following prices are subject to change, but probably not, because we're a deli, not a math teacher.
| Sub | Price | |
|---|---|---|
| Classic Turkey | $23.99 (includes a side of tears) | View Classic Turkey Prices |
| Italian Stallion | $34.99 (includes a free mustache) | View Italian Stallion Prices |
| Cuban Club | $42.99 (includes a complimentary island getaway) | View Cuban Club Prices |
Don't forget to tip your server, or we'll be forced to add 20% to the bill for "emotional labor".