Sarah is our beloved HR manager, who has been known to mediate disputes over who ate the last donut in the break room.
When she's not busy doling out discipline, she's sipping coffee and pretending to care about your feelings.
Check out her Employee Handbook for more on office policies.
You can also contact Sarah directly at sarahfromHR@bureaucracy.com for any HR-related matters.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try asking her to actually help you with anything.
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