Sarcasm Agenda

Because you're probably not doing it right, let's make a to-do list for the perfect day of sarcasm:

• Wake up at 3 AM, because who needs sleep, anyway.
• Spend 4 hours on social media, making snide remarks and pretending to be interested.
• Make a witty remark about the coffee machine, because, let's be real, it's probably broken.
• Complain about the weather, because, honestly, it's just soooo bad.
• Make fun of someone's outfit, even if it's a perfectly good one.
• Use the phrase "I could've done that" whenever someone says something stupid.

Now, go forth and be a master of snark, but don't forget to take your meds.