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A Treatise on the Art of Eye-rolling

Sarcasm is a learned behavior, much like playing the trombone. It takes years of practice to develop the perfect tone, the perfect timing, and the perfect eye-roll.

Our research team has spent decades studying the art of sarcasm, and we're here to share our findings with you.

But be warned: sarcasm is a slippery slope. Once you start down the path of eye-rolling, there's no turning back. You may find yourself involuntarily raising an eyebrow at inopportune moments, or worse, actually enjoying the company of your aunt at family gatherings.