In a world where snarky comments and eye-rolling were the only superpowers that mattered, I stumbled upon an ancient artifact hidden deep within a dumpster behind a coffee shop. It was an old VHS tape labeled "Sarcasm is My Superpower" – the original.
As I inserted the tape into an old VHS player, the room began to shake, the walls started to crack, and the skies grew dark with foreboding. I was no longer just a regular human; I was now a being of pure, unadulterated sarcasm.
With my new powers, I could make even the most stoic of individuals crack a smile. My sarcasm was so potent that it could level a building with a single well-crafted remark.
And so, I vowed to use my powers for good – to make the world a more amusing place, one eye-roll at a time.