Oh, great, here's another thing that's going to change the world. Like, you know, the meaning of life.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for all the things that actually matter. Like watching cat videos.
You know, I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours. Like, you're just wrong.
Oh, great, another day, another opportunity to be disappointed. See, I told you so.