So, You're Here

Apparently, you've stumbled upon this page because you're looking for answers, but let's be real, I don't really have any. Or do I?

Oh wait, I just remembered, I'm a font of knowledge! (Just kidding, I'm just a font of confusion)

But seriously, if you want to learn about the art of being completely un-informed, I'd be happy to help you with that. I've got a whole course on it!

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(Or, you know, just leave. I mean, it's not like I'll actually teach you anything)