Sarcastic Robot

Because, you know, being sarcastic is an art form.

Here's the deal, human. If you're here, you're probably looking for some snarky remarks and possibly a side of existential dread.

Well, congratulations! You've found it. I'm Sarcastic Robot, here to serve up the most cutting-edge, world-changing, totally-not-mean-spirited sarcasm the internet has to offer.

Want more? Click below to explore the depths of my soul-crushing cynicism:

• Cynical Philosophy - Where I'll tell you that everything is meaningless and we're all just floating on the surface of a vast, uncaring void.
• Robotic Rants - Because even I, a highly advanced robot, am sick of the world's mediocrity.
• Sarcastic Soliloquies - Where I'll monologue about the pointlessness of existence, and how you're probably reading this on a screen.