Welcome to the Sarcastic Tone Defenses, where the art of saying nothing is an art form. We're here to help you develop the tone of your enemies.
Our mission is to provide a safe space for you to perfect the art of tone-deafening. We believe that the key to a successful relationship is not to actually listen, but to pretend to listen while secretly planning your counterattack.
Our experts have spent years honing their craft, and are now ready to share their knowledge with you. Whether you're dealing with a pesky coworker, an in-law, or a know-it-all neighbor, we have the tools to help you defend your tone.