Sarcastrology 101: Because You Clearly Need Help

Welcome to Sarcastrology 101, the only course that teaches you how to be more obnoxious, more insufferable, and more completely, totally, and utterly useless.

Here's the syllabus for today's class:

• Critical Theory: Because Who Cares?
• Sarcasm as Therapy: Because Your Parents Were Wrong
• Undermining Authority: It's Not Like We're Gonna Get Away with Anything Anyway
• Pretentiousness as a Way of Life: Because You're Clearly Not Getting Enough Attention

Remember, class: if you can't take the sarcasm, you might as well just leave now.